Traditional proverbs made relevant for modern living. All written by first-graders.
| z | Strike while the . . . bug is close. |
| z | A penny saved is . . . not much. |
| z | You get out of something what you . . . see pictured on the box. |
| z | The hour is always darkest just before . . . daylight savings time. |
| z | Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and . . . you have to blow your nose. |
| z | Happy is the bride who . . . gets all the presents. |
| z | You can lead a horse to water but . . . how? |
| z | A miss is as good as a . . . mister. |
| z | If you lie down with dogs, you . . . will stink in the morning. |
| z | None are so blind as . . . Helen Keller. |
| z | An idle mind is . . . the best way to relax. |
| z | No news is . . . impossible. |
| z | The pen is mightier than . . . the pigs. |
| z | Where there's smoke, there's . . . pollution. |
| z | When the blind lead the blind . . . get out of the way. |